"We Loved him to bits..." -BBC
"Well crafted and winning" - The Boston Globe
"Undoubtedly the most hilarious with his scattershot variety of satire, odd tales and skewed viewpoints" - Patriot Ledger
"Fresh & Funny" - The Scottsman
"Fringe Festival Top Ten"- London Times
Why Work?
Mr. Longwell provides a service that is good for your company’s morale. Funny stuff that is appropriate for business sponsored events:
- After dinner entertainment
- Bogus keynote/conference speaker
- “Consultant” hired to describe changes coming!
Topics covered:
- Why Work? : Work hard? Why even show up?
- Office Pranks: Good for your career? - They helped me... Feung Shui: Evil Chi - Don’t let it hit you on the back of the head.
- Desk Position posturing: What does that wood/metal/particle board barrier between you and the boss mean?
- The effects of fertility on the workplace: NASA physics explains all
- Can bosses be funny? Should they?: Algebraic solution describe.
- Striking out on your own - AKA “making your own hours”: Pick any of the 12 hours a day