Why Work?

Mr. Longwell provides a service that is good for your company’s morale. Funny stuff that is appropriate for business sponsored events:

  • After dinner entertainment
  • Bogus keynote/conference speaker
  • “Consultant” hired to describe changes coming!

Topics covered:

  • Why Work? : Work hard? Why even show up?
  • Office Pranks: Good for your career? - They helped me... Feung Shui: Evil Chi - Don’t let it hit you on the back of the head.
  • Desk Position posturing: What does that wood/metal/particle board barrier between you and the boss mean?
  • The effects of fertility on the workplace: NASA physics explains all
  • Can bosses be funny? Should they?: Algebraic solution describe.
  • Striking out on your own - AKA “making your own hours”: Pick any of the 12 hours a day

Contact: Brian 978.372-5330 ex14, bclmailbox-website@yahoo.com